Whilst tidying up O's bedroom this morning....
"Dear God! That fairy's blind drunk again! Who mixed the punch? Was it you Merlin?"
Sylvanian Mouse whispers to Sylvanian Squirrel:
"This is the most embarrassing wedding reception I've ever been to. The groom is chatting up that tarty blonde in the orange dress and the bride's done her back in again. I just don't know where to look!"
"Yes, this recession is biting hard. I've had to turn the ice cream parlour into a bookshop and we've got a teenage runaway sleeping rough on the floor. I'm hoping the re-vamped garden will bring more customers in."
"EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!! Daddy! There's a great big dinosaur on the balcony!"